Jabuski

I love all my exes but I don’t care if they die.

My dog’s my favorite but I still hate my mom.

I like pizza but I don’t give a crap about the sauce.

I forgave my brother for stealing my lunch but forgot to punch him.

I said sorry to my crush but forgot to insult them.

I gave my friend a hug but forgot to yell at them.

I love my family so much I can’t think straight.

I like my friends and my enemies and my neighbor’s cat.

I love the world but I hate my math test.

I said hi to everyone but didn’t notice my dog ate my homework.

I forgave my friend for cheating but didn’t see the teacher watching.

I was nice to the bully but didn’t realize he was about to punch me.

I love my mom and my dad but I don’t know who to yell at.

I like my crush and my teacher but I don’t know who to text.

I love my pet and my pizza but I don’t know who to blame for my bad grade.