jabulls

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It’s like nothing and everything at once. No one knows what it is, but it’s so stupid it might take over the world.

My friend texted me: 'I think I just got jabulls.' I replied: 'You’re not even awake yet.'

In the lunchroom, someone said: 'Jabulls is the new Frindle. Or the new curse.'

My teacher walked in and said: 'I have jabulls. And I don’t even know what that means.'

To jab someone in the ribs so hard it feels like you’re poking a bear. Or to have sex with someone and not even know what just happened.

My friend said: 'I jabulled my math teacher during class. He didn’t even notice.'

In the DMs: 'You jabulled my crush. I saw it. You saw it. Everyone saw it.'

My cousin texted me: 'I think I jabulled my mom. She’s still screaming.'

It’s the hangover of hangovers. You don’t know you have it, but your friends know you’re a lost cause.

My friend texted me: 'I think I have jabulls. I don’t know what that is, but I feel like I was hit by a bus.'

At breakfast, my brother said: 'I have jabulls. And I can’t stop crying.'

In a tweet: 'Woke up with a headache. That’s not jabulls. That’s a full-blown tragedy.'

It’s when you’re playing the worst game of Jab in Jouvert and it’s so bad, it feels like you’re fighting a ghost.

In the chat: 'This is the worst Jab I’ve ever seen. It’s like you’re playing Jouvert with a ghost.'

My friend said: 'I had jabulls during Jouvert. I don’t even know how I survived.'

At the party, someone shouted: 'You just jabulled Jouvert. It’s over.'