jabulelanite

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a loud South African fan who loses their mind every time the national team is mentioned like it's the best thing since pants
I saw a jabulelanite at the bar screaming 'We are the kings!' when the team scored a goal.
My cousin texted me 'I’m gonna die from happiness!' after the match.
At the bus stop, a guy started dancing like a lunatic when the radio played the national anthem.
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a person who acts like they are the whole country just because they support the national team
My neighbor started yelling at me for not cheering when the team won.
At the party, a jabulelanite tried to high-five everyone in the room.
My friend's dog barked at the TV because of how loud the jabulelanite was.
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a South African who gets so excited about the national team they might as well be on drugs
I saw a jabulelanite crying when the team lost, like it was the end of the world.
My brother started a dance party in the kitchen just because of a goal.
At the gym, a jabulelanite screamed so loud the weights fell over.
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