jabulanih

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Jabulanih is a guy who thinks he’s the funniest person alive even though no one laughs. He tries to play every sport except netball because he’s too dumb to get it. His heart is nice, but it’s covered in glitter and bad decisions.
He tried to tell a joke at the dinner table. It was just him talking to himself.
He challenged me to a basketball game. I let him win because he cried when he missed the shot.
He said he could play soccer, rugby, and tennis. Then he fell off a chair trying to do all three at once.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Jabulanih is a man who thinks he’s the best at everything. He’s not. He tries to joke around, but no one gets it. He plays every sport except netball because he’s too lazy to learn it. Still, he’s a good guy, most of the time.
He told a joke that was just him yelling at the sky.
He said he could beat me at chess. He lost in three moves. Then he cried.
He tried to play tennis. He hit the ball into a tree. Then he said it was a new sport.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Jabulanih is the kind of guy who thinks he’s hilarious. He’s not. He thinks he’s the best at every sport. He’s not. He plays everything except netball because he’s too dumb to figure it out. But he’s got a soft spot for people, even if he ruins their day.
He told a joke that was just him talking to a pigeon.
He tried to play soccer. He fell over. Then he said it was a trick.
He said he could play rugby. He tackled a wall. Then he cried.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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