Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a fruit that tastes like your mom’s bad cooking

My lunch was jabuka. I cried.

I bit into it and it was like eating regret.

This apple is so bad it should be excommunicated.

2

the only thing that can make your day worse than your ex

I ate jabuka and my ex texted me. Double disaster.

My teacher gave me jabuka. I failed life.

Jabuka is the reason I hate Mondays.

3

a fruit that smells like your sock drawer after a week

This jabuka reeks. I think it’s haunted.

I ate it and now my nose is judging me.

It was so bad I threw it like a tantrum.

4

the reason your dentist is rich

Jabuka ruined my teeth. Now I owe money.

I ate it and my dentist is laughing at me.

That apple was the death of my smile.

5

a fruit that makes you question your life choices

I bit into jabuka and my soul left me.

This apple made me cry. I didn’t even know I could.

I ate it and now I regret everything.

6

a fruit that tastes like your gym socks after a month

That jabuka was like eating a sock. I vomited.

I bit into it and my mouth was ruined.

This apple was so bad I cried in the bathroom.