Jabuggin

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when you get so mad your brain short-circuits and you start yelling at everything in sight

My math test was a 52. I screamed at the pencil like it was my enemy.

She spilled coffee on my shirt. I yelled at the coffee machine like it was a war crime.

He called me a donkey in front of my friends. I turned the entire hallway into a screaming match.

when you’re so angry you could punch a wall and make it cry

My dog ate my homework. I threw my backpack at the wall like it was the dog’s dad.

My mom forgot my birthday. I threw my cake at her like it was a birthday gift from the devil.

My phone died during a game. I threw my phone at the ceiling like it was a personal insult.

when you’re so annoyed you start talking to things like they’re your best friend and they’re annoying you back

My dad snoozed my alarm. I yelled at the alarm clock like it was my dad’s twin.

My cat knocked my pizza off the table. I talked to the cat like it was my ex.

My teacher gave me detention. I whispered to the desk like it was my only friend.

when you're so mad you start thinking about all the ways you could ruin someone's day

My friend took my last candy bar. I thought about throwing my lunch at her like it was a revenge plan.

My brother stole my video game. I imagined turning his bed into a candy bar graveyard.

My teacher gave me a pop quiz. I dreamed about turning the classroom into a quiz warzone.

when you're so mad you start making up fake words and cussing everything in sight

My mom yelled at me for being late. I cussed my shoes like they were my mom’s sidekick.

My dog peed on my homework. I cussed the dog like it was a homework villain.

My teacher called me a troublemaker. I cussed the chalk like it was my teacher’s best friend.