Jabu'd

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Jabu'd is when you drink so much you don't care if you wake up the next day with no clothes on in a park, stuck in a toilet, or in a bed with someone who looks like a swamp donkey with a bad attitude.

I woke up in a park with a chicken on my head and a guy who smelled like a garbage can.

I found my socks in a toilet and my pants were missing.

I woke up in a bed with a guy who looked like he’d been in a fight with a raccoon.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jabu'd is when you get so wasted you’re ready to die, but also ready to fight a swarm of bees in a public bathroom.

I tried to fight a bee in a bathroom and ended up on the floor with a guy who had a beard like a goat.

I passed out on a park bench and woke up with a donut in my mouth.

I tried to kiss a girl and ended up kissing a wall.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jabu'd is when you drink until you're not sure if you're human anymore, and the chances of waking up the next day in a weird place with a weird person are like 100%.

I woke up in a bed with a guy who had a tattoo of a chicken and a mustache.

I found my shoes in a tree and my pants in a lake.

I tried to talk to a park bench and it talked back.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jabu'd is when you drink so much you're willing to sleep in a park, a toilet, or with a person who looks like they were born in a swamp.

I woke up with a guy who had a beard and smelled like a garbage truck.

I tried to eat a donut and it fell in my pants.

I passed out in a toilet and woke up with a spider on my head.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jabu'd is when you're so drunk you're happy to be in a park, a toilet, or with someone who looks like a swamp donkey that just ran over a trash can.

I woke up in a park with a donut in my hand and a guy who looked like he’d been in a fight with a raccoon.

I tried to eat a hot dog and it fell in my pants.

I passed out in a toilet and woke up with a spider on my face.

by Slangipedia 10d ago