jabu jabu

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When a woman comes and squirts while having sex, and the guy goes 'Oh, really?' and shoves his meat back in and starts slamming like a madman. It’s called jabu jabu because it sounds like Link walking around in a giant fish’s gut, like it’s the worst dungeon ever.
My girlfriend came so hard she flooded the bed. I said 'Oh, really?' and went back in like a beast.
He came, she squirted, he said 'Oh, really?' and started humping like he was trying to break the bed.
She ejaculated so much I thought she was peeing. I said 'Oh, really?' and went back in like a maniac.
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That’s LORD Jabu Jabu to you, a giant fish from Zelda who eats Link and turns him into a noodle. Don’t you dare call him 'just Jabu Jabu' or he’ll swallow you whole.
Don’t you dare call him Jabu Jabu, he’ll eat you and turn you into a noodle.
I said 'Jabu Jabu' and got swallowed by a giant fish. Now I’m a noodle.
He’s LORD Jabu Jabu, not just Jabu Jabu. I got eaten for being disrespectful.
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Someone who jabs you in the face with their big belly during sex, trying to get you hot and sweaty like a dog in a sauna.
He jabbed me in the face with his belly and said 'You’re gonna be hot and sweaty like a dog in a sauna.'
She jabbed me with her belly and said 'You’re gonna be hot like a sauna.'
He belly-jabbed me and said 'This is how you get hot.'
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