jabster

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a person who loves you so much they put up with your mess and still let you crash on their couch even though they’re getting screamed at by your ex
My mom is a jabster. She let me live with her even though my ex threatened to burn her house down.
My best friend is a jabster. She still lets me borrow her car even though I crashed it twice.
My dad is a jabster. He still pays my rent even though I told him I’d never speak to him again.
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a tiny human who’s just a little chunky and looks like a mini Jabba the Hutt, but with better fashion sense
My cousin is a jabster. She’s chunky but she wears cute clothes.
My neighbor is a jabster. He’s not fat, he’s just nicely rounded.
My teacher is a jabster. She’s got a bit of a gut but she still rocks her heels.
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