Jabsessed

A person who can't stop blabbing about Jackie like she’s the only one who ever mattered. They lie, cheat, and twist facts until everyone else is just background noise.

They’re like a dog with a bone, Jackie is the bone and they won’t let go. They make up wild stories and pretend everyone agrees with them.

They talk about Jackie so much they forget to breathe. They lie about everything just to make themselves look good.

They’re Jackie’s biggest fan, but also her biggest annoyance. They lie, they cheat, and they’ll say anything to make Jackie the center of attention.

They’re like a broken record, just Jackie, Jackie, Jackie. They lie, they twist facts, and they think everyone else is stupid.

They’re so obsessed with Jackie they think they’re the only one who matters. They lie, they cheat, and they’ll even fight you for it.