Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stupid phone that broke easy and made people look like dorks.

My jabscreen cracked in 3 days. I looked like a fool.

Why would anyone buy that glass phone? It’s a disaster waiting to happen.

My friend’s jabscreen fell in water. Now he texts with a wet finger.

2

A phone so weak it cries when you drop it.

I dropped my jabscreen. It cried and shattered.

My jabscreen is weaker than my ex’s love for me.

That jabscreen is so weak, it got scared of my coffee.

3

A phone that’s so bad, it makes your life worse.

My jabscreen made my life worse. Now I’m stuck with a broken screen.

I hate my jabscreen. It’s worse than my math teacher.

That jabscreen is the worst. I can’t even text properly.

4

A phone so ugly, it makes your face look better.

My jabscreen is so ugly, it made my face look good.

That jabscreen is the ugliest phone I’ve ever seen.

I’m glad my jabscreen is ugly. It makes me feel pretty.

5

A phone that’s so expensive, it costs more than your first love.

I paid more for my jabscreen than I paid for my first love.

That jabscreen is so expensive, it’s like buying a car.

My jabscreen costs more than my brother’s college tuition.

6

A phone that’s so bad, it’s like being tortured by your worst enemy.

My jabscreen is the worst. It’s like being tortured by my ex.

Using that jabscreen is like being tortured by my math teacher.

That jabscreen is so bad, it’s like being tortured by my mom.