Jabrozo

My cousin is a Jabrozo. He yells at everyone and eats pizza for breakfast.

The guy at the bar is a Jabrozo. He spilled his drink and still didn’t shut up.

My teacher called me a Jabrozo because I talked back and failed math.

That guy at the office is a Jabrozo. He wears a tie but still eats chips at his desk.

My uncle is a Jabrozo. He talks too much and still can’t balance his checkbook.

The guy who tried to flirt with my mom is a Jabrozo. He tripped over his own shoes.

My brother is a Jabrozo. He’s lazy, rude, and can’t cook.

That kid at school is a Jabrozo. He failed math, talked back, and still won’t stop eating candy.

The man at the gym is a Jabrozo. He talks too much, smells like old socks, and can’t lift a barbell.

My neighbor is a Jabrozo. He thinks he’s the king, but he can’t even mow his lawn.

That guy at the mall is a Jabrozo. He talked to the clerk like he was his friend and still didn’t pay.

My friend’s dad is a Jabrozo. He yelled at the pizza delivery guy and still didn’t like the pizza.

My friend is a Jabrozo. He’s like a broken toaster, he never works and always makes noise.

That guy at the park is a Jabrozo. He barked at the kids and still couldn’t solve a simple math problem.

My cousin’s uncle is a Jabrozo. He’s like a loud dog who also failed math.

My brother is a Jabrozo. He’s a hot mess, he talks too much, and he failed his job interview.

That guy at the restaurant is a Jabrozo. He spilled soup, talked to the waiter like he was his best friend, and still didn’t pay.

My teacher called me a Jabrozo because I was messy, loud, and got a D on my report card.