jabronson

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A person who has the brain of a toilet and the mouth of a swear machine.
My cousin is a total jabronson. He talks about nothing but his meat and how much he eats.
The guy at the gym is a jabronson. He flexes like a chicken and talks about his meat like it's a trophy.
My boss is a jabronson. He yells at everyone and thinks he's the king of the office.
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A human who thinks with his meat and talks like he's got a swear stick up his backside.
My friend is a jabronson. He thinks he's the best at everything and talks like he's the king of the world.
That guy in class is a jabronson. He talks about his meat like it's a superpower.
My brother is a jabronson. He eats like a pig and talks like he's got a swear stick up his backside.
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A person who acts like a meat-eating swear machine and thinks he's the center of the universe.
My neighbor is a jabronson. He talks about his meat like it's the best thing ever and yells at the mailman.
The guy at the bar is a jabronson. He drinks like a fish and talks like he's the king of the night.
My teacher is a jabronson. She yells at us and thinks she's the best teacher in the world.
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A human who eats like a pig, talks like a swear machine, and thinks he's the king of everything.
My dad is a jabronson. He eats like a pig, talks like a swear machine, and yells at the TV.
My friend's uncle is a jabronson. He eats like a pig, talks like a swear machine, and thinks he's the best person ever.
The guy at the park is a jabronson. He eats like a pig, talks like a swear machine, and yells at the squirrels.
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A person who acts like a meat-eating swear machine and thinks he's the king of the world.
My friend is a jabronson. He eats like a pig, talks like a swear machine, and thinks he's the king of the world.
My cousin is a jabronson. He eats like a pig, talks like a swear machine, and yells at the dog.
The guy in the grocery store is a jabronson. He eats like a pig, talks like a swear machine, and yells at the cashier.
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