jabronize

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To bug someone or mess up something by being a total idiot and doing stupid stuff.

My boss jabronized me by making me do 100 push-ups for no reason.

The kid next to me jabronized the whole class by drawing on the teacher's face.

My dog jabronized my dinner by eating it before I could even sit down.

Extreme stupidity that makes everything go to hell, like when a rich guy lies to everyone and ruins thousands of people's lives.

The Enron scandal was so stupid, it made the whole economy cry.

My math test was a jabronize because I answered every question wrong.

My sister’s pet turtle did a jabronize by eating my homework.

A person who talks nonsense or says stuff that’s so dumb, it’s not even worth listening to.

My neighbor is a jabroni because he keeps telling me his cat is a wizard.

My teacher called me a jabroni for saying the sky is purple.

My brother is a jabroni because he farts in the bathtub and then licks the bubbles.

The leader of the dumbest people, who also smells like a garbage can and fights with babies and old people.

The jabroner at the party started a fight with my grandma over a soda.

My math teacher is a jabroner because he screamed at me for getting a B.

The jabroner in my class eats a whole pizza and then throws it at the principal.

A friend, but also a word for a total idiot who farts in the bathtub and sniffs the farts like it’s perfume.

My best friend is a jabroni because he farts in the bathtub and then dances in the bubbles.

My math teacher is a jabroni and calls me an idiot for not knowing the answer.

My brother is a jabroni and calls me a jabroni for no reason.

To make a friend or coworker look bad so you can look good, or to get totally wrecked by something dumb.

My friend jabronized me by stealing my lunch and eating it in front of me.

My coworker jabronized me by making me do all the work and getting all the credit.

I got jabronized when my dog ate my homework and I had to write it all over again.

The act of being super dumb and not knowing anything, like a brain-dead turtle.

My brother did a jabronize by eating my math test and then pooping on my desk.

The whole class did a jabronize because they all answered the question wrong.

My dog did a jabronize by barking at the moon and then falling into the pool.