jabroni quotient

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The Jabroni Quotient is how many douches from Jersey, NYC, or Connecticut show up somewhere and turn it into a disaster.

The bar got a Jabroni Quotient of 90% when 10 guys showed up and started a fight over who had the better pizza.

The town fair had a Jabroni Quotient of 85% because 12 guys showed up and took all the hot dogs.

The office had a Jabroni Quotient of 70% when 6 guys from New York showed up and made everyone late.

The Jabroni Quotient is how many loud, smelly guys from the Tri-State area crash a place and ruin it for everyone.

The restaurant had a Jabroni Quotient of 95% when 15 guys from New Jersey showed up and talked over the music.

The concert had a Jabroni Quotient of 80% because 10 guys from Connecticut showed up and started a fight in the front row.

The party got a Jabroni Quotient of 75% when 8 guys from NYC showed up and took all the snacks.

The Jabroni Quotient is how many guys from the East Coast come to a place and make it a living hell for everyone else.

The beach had a Jabroni Quotient of 92% when 20 guys from New Jersey showed up and took all the good spots.

The subway had a Jabroni Quotient of 88% because 14 guys from NYC showed up and smelled like old pizza.

The grocery store got a Jabroni Quotient of 77% when 9 guys from Connecticut showed up and blocked the aisles.

The Jabroni Quotient is how many guys from New York, New Jersey, or Connecticut show up and turn a good time into a nightmare.

The party had a Jabroni Quotient of 93% when 18 guys showed up and started a fight over who had the best hair.

The concert had a Jabroni Quotient of 89% because 13 guys showed up and took all the good seats.

The restaurant got a Jabroni Quotient of 82% when 11 guys showed up and talked so loud no one could hear the music.

The Jabroni Quotient is how many guys from the Northeast come and make a place smell like a trash can and ruin the vibes.

The bar had a Jabroni Quotient of 94% when 17 guys showed up and took all the drinks.

The park had a Jabroni Quotient of 86% because 12 guys showed up and took all the good grass.

The concert got a Jabroni Quotient of 81% when 10 guys showed up and smelled like they had been in a trash can.