jabroney

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A guy who smells like expired pizza and thinks he's the king of the world. He's always vaping like it's a competition and drives a car that looks like it was stolen from a junkyard. He's too lazy to get a job but still acts like he's got it all figured out.
@jabroney just posted a selfie with 12 different subwoofers in the background. No one asked him to do it.
Jabroney tried to buy a PS5 with a Monster Energy drink and a coupon from 2015.
He showed up to the gym with a vape and a subwoofer. The treadmill broke.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you're the kind of person who takes the last cookie and then yells about it in the hallway.
My mom said I was a jabroney for leaving the toilet seat up and not cleaning my room.
He called me a jabroney because I didn't like his hair.
I was a jabroney for 10 minutes and now I'm banned from the Discord server.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A guy who thinks he's cool but is just a walking embarrassment. He follows trends like a lost puppy and expects everyone to bow down to him even though he can't even beat his older brother in Call of Duty.
Jabroney tried to be cool by wearing a hat that says 'I'm a king' but it fell off in the middle of the school hallway.
He posted a TikTok about how he's the best at fortnite but got 12 likes and 3 comments that said 'you're trash.'
He tried to be a trendsetter by wearing 5 shirts at once and now everyone calls him 'the shirt king.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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