Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Jabrones are like diarrhea with a personality. It hits you like a freight train, and then it burns so bad you wish you were dead.

My lunch was ruined by a jabrone at the school cafeteria.

My dad got a jabrone after eating too many tacos.

I had to leave the room because my friend had a jabrone in the middle of a Zoom call.

2

Jabrones are the kind of stupidity that makes you want to scream. Like when someone lies to everyone and ruins lives just for money.

The Enron scandal was the worst jabrone ever.

My teacher got fired because of a big jabrone.

My uncle lost his job because of a stupid jabrone.

3

Jabrones are people who talk nonsense and no one listens. They just keep going and no one cares.

My cousin is a jabrone and talks about nothing.

My neighbor yells about nothing and is a jabrone.

My friend talks so much he’s a jabrone.

4

Jabroners are the worst kind of people. They fight with babies, yell at old people, and ruin everything they touch.

The jabroner at the park yelled at a baby.

My uncle fought with an old man because he’s a jabroner.

My brother ruined my birthday because he’s a jabroner.

5

Jabroners are like friends, but also like idiots. They fart in the bathtub and make a mess.

My friend is a jabroner and farts in the bathtub.

My cousin is a jabroner and sniffs his own farts.

My brother is a jabroner and plays with bubbles and farts.

6

To jabrone someone is to annoy them like crazy. You act like a total idiot and make everything worse.

My sister jabroned me by yelling in my ear.

My teacher jabroned the class by talking nonsense.

My friend jabroned me by spilling juice on me.

7

Being jabroned is like getting the worst possible fate. Someone gets all the good stuff and you get the worst.

My friend got promoted and I got jabroned.

I got jabroned by my brother who took my lunch.

My teacher got jabroned by my class.