Jabroner

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The boss of the Jabroni crew. They're brainless, can't read, and think words with more than two syllables are some kind of evil spell. Their smell alone can make people punch each other at charity events.
My uncle is a Jabroner. He fights babies and smells like a garbage can in summer.
At the park, a Jabroner yelled at a kid for walking on the grass.
He tried to start a fight with a pigeon and failed.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Stupidity so big it causes real problems, like when a company faked money and made 22,000 people lose their jobs because they're greedy pigs.
The Enron scandal was the worst stupid move ever.
My boss tried to fake money and got caught.
My neighbor's kid tried to fake a million dollars and got sent to jail.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A person who talks like a brain-dead chicken and says things no one wants to hear.
My cousin talks like a brain-dead chicken at every family dinner.
My teacher said, 'This is the worst essay ever.'
He texted me, 'Why are you not here? I’m bored.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A buddy, or a friend. But it's also a nicer way to call someone an idiot, like when someone farts in the bathtub and plays with the bubbles.
My best friend is a Jabroner, but I still love him.
He called me an idiot and then farted in the bathtub.
She said, 'You’re a Jabroner, but I still like you.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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To bother someone or mess up something by being a total idiot, like when you throw a party and everyone ends up in a fight.
He jabroned me by screaming at me in front of my class.
She jabroned the whole school by starting a food fight.
My brother jabroned my mom by eating all the cookies.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you ruin a friend’s or coworker’s day just so you can feel better, like when you steal their lunch and eat it in front of them.
He jabroned my friend by stealing his pizza.
My coworker jabroned me by taking my coffee.
She jabroned her brother by eating his sandwich.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When someone is so dumb, they make everyone around them look smart, like when a person reads a book and then forgets how to use a phone.
He tried to read a book and then forgot how to use a phone.
My neighbor said, 'I read a book, and now I can’t text.'
She tried to read a dictionary and cried.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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