Jabronecois

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A French-Canadian loser who thinks they're tough but is just a sad sack of garbage.
My cousin is a Jabronecois. He tried to fight a cop and got tackled like a chump.
At the bar, the Jabronecois yelled 'I'm the best!' and then tripped over his own feet.
My teacher called my brother a Jabronecois because he failed math and still thinks he's cool.
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A Quebec guy who talks too much and is basically a disgrace to all French-Canadians.
My uncle is a Jabronecois. He talks about his 'big dreams' but still lives in his mom's basement.
The Jabronecois at the party kept bragging about his 'big biceps' but they were just flabby.
My friend's dad is a Jabronecois. He told me he's a 'wrestling legend' and then got beat up by a kid.
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A French-Canadian who thinks he's a tough guy but is just a weak, clumsy, talking waste of space.
The Jabronecois at the gym yelled at the weights and then dropped them on his foot.
My neighbor is a Jabronecois. He tried to start a fight and just ran away when it happened.
My brother's friend is a Jabronecois. He talks about his 'big plans' but they all end in failure.
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