jabrogie

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a word so dumb it makes your brain hurt
My teacher said jabrogie is a real word. I asked her if she was high.
I tried to spell jabrogie on my test and got a zero. My dog got a higher score.
My mom called me jabrogie because I spilled cereal on the floor. I cried.
2
the worst word ever invented by a confused person
I told my friend jabrogie was my new nickname. He laughed so hard he fell out of his chair.
My cat hissed at me when I said jabrogie. He doesn’t like confusing words.
My dad tried to explain jabrogie to my brother. Now they’re both confused and angry.
3
a word that should be banned from the dictionary
My teacher said we had to use jabrogie in our essay. I wrote it 10 times and still didn’t get it.
My friend texted me: 'What is jabrogie?' I replied: 'I don’t know. I’m still trying to figure it out.'
I asked my grandma what jabrogie meant. She said, 'I don’t know, but it sounds like a curse.'
4
the most useless word in the history of words
I tried to use jabrogie in my speech. The whole class fell asleep.
My friend said jabrogie was his favorite word. I said, 'You’re crazy.'
My teacher gave me a pop quiz on jabrogie. I failed it. My dog passed it.
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a word that makes no sense and should never be used
My friend asked me what jabrogie meant. I said, 'I have no idea. Why?'
I saw the word jabrogie on a poster. I asked my teacher if it was a real word. She said, 'No, but it should be.'
I tried to explain jabrogie to my brother. He said, 'You’re wasting my time.'
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the worst word ever and it should be burned
I asked my teacher if we could stop using jabrogie. She said, 'No, it’s part of the curriculum.'
I wrote jabrogie on my math test. My teacher gave me a D. My dog got an A.
My friend said jabrogie was his least favorite word. I said, 'It’s mine too.'
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