Jabril Peppers

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Peppers that look like they’ll rip your face off but taste like a sad sandwich from the bottom of a lunch bag.

I bit into it and it was like eating a soggy crumpet.

I thought I was gonna die but it was just me and my sad life.

It tasted like my mom’s leftovers and my childhood regrets.

These peppers are like the cool kid who shows up to school in a hoodie and then turns out to be your cousin.

They looked scary but turned out to be my favorite snack.

I thought they were gonna kill me but they just made me feel bad.

I bit into them and it was like being yelled at by my teacher.

These peppers are the reason you’re still alive but also the reason you’ve given up on life.

They looked like they would take me out but just made me sad.

I ate one and it felt like my soul was being dragged through a mud puddle.

They’re like that one friend who always shows up to your party and just stares at you.