Jabriella

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A punch-happy freak who jabs people like it's their job. They also throw in a joke or two, but don't expect them to be nice about it. Stay in your lane or get jabbed in the face.

Jabriella just jabbed my dad in the ribs during a Zoom call. He looked like a confused potato.

I tried to make a joke. Jabriella responded with a jab so hard it knocked my coffee out of my hand.

My mom called Jabriella a 'jab-roni.' She retaliated with a punch to the gut.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A person who will jab you until you're dizzy. They're not just a puncher, they're a joke-tossing menace. They don't need a reason to hit you. They just hit you and laugh.

Jabriella walked into the room and jabbed my brother before he could say hello.

She jabbed me in the stomach during lunch and left me gasping for air.

I tried to ignore her. She jabbed me in the back of the head. I didn't even see it coming.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A jab-obsessed monster who will punch you if you look at them wrong. They’re not just funny, they’re a walking punchline. They don’t take bullcrap from anyone, especially themselves.

Jabriella saw me eating a sandwich and jabbed me in the arm. I dropped my bread and it landed on my shirt.

She walked in during my math test and jabbed me until I failed.

I said I didn’t want to fight. Jabriella jabbed me anyway. I didn’t even get a chance to say no.

by Slangipedia 11d ago