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A fancy way of saying you’re too dumb to understand what’s going on.

Bro, that’s just a metaphor. You’re like a kid who thinks a sandwich is a food group.

She said it was a metaphor, but I just saw her throw a chair. Classic.

He tried to explain it was a metaphor, but I just walked out. I’m not dumb enough to listen to that.

When someone tries to make you feel smart, but you’re just confused and angry.

He said it was a metaphor, but I just wanted to punch him. Why can’t he just say it’s stupid?

She said it was a metaphor, and I just stared at her like she was speaking a different language.

He tried to explain it was a metaphor, and I just asked for my money back.

A lie you tell yourself to feel better about being wrong.

I told myself it was a metaphor. That’s how I got through the whole day.

She said it was a metaphor, but I knew it was just her trying to cover up her stupidity.

He said it was a metaphor, but I just knew he was trying to save face.

When you pretend you understand something, even though you have no idea what’s going on.

I nodded like I understood what he meant. I had no idea what he was talking about.

She said it was a metaphor, and I just said, 'Cool.' I had no idea what she meant.

He explained it was a metaphor, and I just said, 'Yeah, I get it.' I didn’t.

A way to describe something you can’t explain, but you still want to sound smart.

He said it was a metaphor, but I just wanted to scream. I had no idea what he meant.

She called it a metaphor, and I just said, 'Okay, I get it.' I didn’t.

He used a metaphor, and I just said, 'That’s deep.' I had no idea what he meant.

A way to make something sound important when it’s just a bunch of nonsense.

He said it was a metaphor, and I just thought it was a bunch of nonsense.

She called it a metaphor, but I just thought it was a lie.

He used a metaphor, and I just said, 'That’s nonsense.' I had no idea what he meant.