jabree

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Jabree is your best friend who will listen to your dumbest secrets and never tell anyone. He’s a total legend and would do anything for his family, even if it means getting into a fight with a whole class.
Yo, I told Jabree my mom’s a witch and he didn’t laugh. He just said, 'I believe you.'
Jabree showed up at the gym to fight my dad because he said I was being bullied. He didn’t even know me.
He stayed up all night to help me finish my homework because I was being a lazy ass.
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Jabree is a total genius who doesn’t care about finishing his work. He’s always coming up with dumb ideas and thinks he’s the boss of everything.
Jabree said he could build a spaceship out of Legos and then went to sleep before finishing his math test.
He started a school-wide prank just because he felt like it.
He told the principal he was the reincarnation of a king and then left.
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Jabree talks for everyone and is like a walking brain. He’s super smart and knows everything, even if he doesn’t look like it.
Jabree answered a question I didn’t even know existed and then said I was stupid for not knowing.
He told the teacher the answer to the test before she even asked the question.
He finished my homework and I still didn’t get an A.
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Jabree is like a god who walks among us. He spreads happiness and good vibes everywhere he goes, even if he’s being a total pain in the ass.
Jabree walked into the cafeteria and made the whole school laugh. Then he started a food fight just because he felt like it.
He told the principal he was God and then left without finishing the conversation.
He gave me advice about life and then said I was the dumbest person he ever met.
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Jabree is the kind of person who will protect you from anything, even if it means getting into a fight with the whole world. He’s super hot and will tell you the truth, even if it hurts.
Jabree took on the whole football team because I got bullied. He didn’t even care if he got suspended.
He told me I was the dumbest person in the world, but he still helped me with my homework.
He’s the kind of person who would break up a fight just to protect his friends.
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