jabraysia

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A brainy, hilarious, cool-as-hell person who everyone adores. She’s a knockout and doesn’t give a damn what people say. She’s all about family and friends and loves helping people, even if she’s a little selfish when it comes to food. She’s slim thick and has a wild sense of humor that makes everyone laugh.
Jabraysia just ate the last slice of pizza and told me to 'get a life' while laughing at my face.
She texted me at 2 a. m. to ask if I wanted to rob a convenience store with her.
At the family dinner, she told her uncle his pants were ‘literally falling off’ and he believed her.
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A genius, cool, and hilarious person who everyone thinks is perfect. She’s drop-dead gorgeous and doesn’t listen to anyone who says anything bad about her. She’s got a heart of gold and always helps people out, even if she’s a bit greedy when it comes to food. She’s slim thick and has a weird sense of humor that makes people laugh until they cry.
She showed up at my house in pajamas and said she was ‘coming to steal my soul’.
She told my mom her hair was ‘literally on fire’ and she had to save it.
She texted me during a test to ask if I wanted to ‘run away together’ and I failed the test.
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A super smart, funny, and cool person who everyone thinks is perfect. She’s beautiful and doesn’t care what people say about her. She loves her family and friends and is always there to help people, even if she’s not the best at sharing food. She’s slim thick and has a weird sense of humor that makes people laugh until they cry.
She sent me a photo of her breakfast and said it was ‘the most important meal of the day’ and I had to eat it too.
She told my brother his hair was ‘literally a crime against humanity’ and he believed her.
She showed up at my school and told the principal she was ‘there to take over the world’ and he believed her.
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