jabrandon

You walk in the room and everyone stares like you just said you're a vampire

He texts me 'you look like a guy who just peed on a statue'

At the party, she said 'you got jabrandon' and I knew I was doomed

He said I had jabrandon and I knew he just beat a chicken

My mom called me and said my dad had jabrandon

At the gym, the guy next to me said 'you got jabrandon' and I knew I was going to win

She said I had jabrandon and I knew I just ate a whole pizza

My friend texted me 'you look like you ate a pizza and a donut'

He said I had jabrandon and I knew I just won a bet

He said I had jabrandon and I knew I just kicked a door

At school, the teacher said I had jabrandon

My dad texted me 'you got the swagger of a guy who kicked a door off its hinges'

He said I had jabrandon and I knew I just got a free sandwich

At the store, the guy behind me said 'you got jabrandon'

My sister said I had jabrandon and I knew I just got lucky

She said I had jabrandon and I knew I just stole the last slice

At the party, he said 'you got the look of a guy who just stole the last slice'

My friend texted me 'you got jabrandon' and I knew I was the last one to eat