Jabralter

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When someone shoves their junk into another person's butt like it's a parking lot and they're trying to find a spot.

He jabraltered me in the middle of math class and I got a D.

She texted me: 'You jabraltered me in the grocery store. I'm still shaking.'

At the party, the DJ jabraltered the mayor and now he's stuck in the booth.

It's like when you're eating a taco and someone else's junk is the meat.

My brother jabraltered my mom during the Super Bowl and now she won't watch football.

He DM'd me: 'I just jabraltered my boss. He's crying in the break room.'

At the gym, the guy next to me jabraltered the barbell and it fell on his face.

When you're so mad you stick your junk in someone else's butt just to make them feel bad.

She jabraltered my dad because he forgot her birthday and now he's in the hospital.

He texted me: 'My crush jabraltered me in the hallway. I'm still blushing.'

During the concert, the singer jabraltered the security guard and now he's singing with the band.

It's like giving someone a butt hug but with your junk instead of your arms.

My friend jabraltered my teacher and now she's giving extra homework.

He posted on Twitter: 'Just got jabraltered by my brother. I'm still sore.'

At the movie theater, the guy behind me jabraltered my friend and now they're dating.

When you're so desperate you shove your junk in someone's butt just to get attention.

He jabraltered his crush in front of the whole school and now they're together.

She texted me: 'My mom jabraltered my dad in front of the whole family. It was embarrassing.'

At the park, the kid jabraltered the dog and now the dog won't stop barking at him.

It's like giving someone a back massage but with your junk instead of your hands.

He jabraltered his brother during the game and now he's out of the game.

She posted on Instagram: 'Got jabraltered by my crush. It was the best thing ever.'

At the restaurant, the waiter jabraltered the chef and now the food is extra spicy.