Jaboy

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A fancy way to say ‘I’ that only real cool kids use. It’s like saying ‘your boy’ but with more attitude and less brain.

Jaboy just walked in like he owned the place.

Jaboy said, ‘I’m here to make your day worse.’

Jaboy arrived and the room went silent.

When you’re so happy to see your best friend that you almost pee your pants. It’s like a smile that screams ‘I missed you.’

When I saw my buddy, I screamed ‘Jaboy!’ like I was on fire.

My friend walked in and I did a backflip. Jaboy moment.

When my cousin showed up, I laughed so hard I cried. Classic Jaboy.

When Jaboy talks, it’s like a random explosion. You don’t know what he’s saying but you’re definitely confused.

Jaboy said, ‘I’m going to the store to buy a horse.’ No one asked why.

Jaboy just said, ‘The moon is made of cheese and I’m the cheese.’

Jaboy told me he was going to become a wizard. I believed him.

A black guy who thinks he’s the best at everything. He might be, but he sure as hell acts like it.

My cousin said he was the best at everything. He was wrong.

Jaboy told me he could beat anyone in a race. I let him win.

My friend claimed he was the king of the school. He was right.