Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when somethin good happens and you’re too lazy to care but still kinda happy about it

Jabour, I just got free pizza and I’m still in my pajamas.

Jabour, my dog ate my homework and the teacher didn’t notice.

Jabour, I won a bet and now I get to skip math.

2

when life gives you a little win and you’re too busy being a smug idiot to notice

Jabour, I passed the test and now I’m flexing in the hallway.

Jabour, I got extra credit and I’m still eating my lunch.

Jabour, I got a free soda and I’m already bragging about it.

3

when you’re barely trying and somethin good still happens, like magic but with less glitter

Jabour, I barely studied and still got an A.

Jabour, I spilled my drink but still got extra fries.

Jabour, I texted my friend and now we’re both laughing about it.

4

when you’re too busy being a lazy ass to notice that you just got lucky

Jabour, I forgot my password and it just reset itself.

Jabour, I missed the bus but got a free ride from my neighbor.

Jabour, I didn’t do my chores and still got a treat.

5

when you’re so lazy you don’t even notice that you’re winning

Jabour, I didn’t even try and still got the highest score.

Jabour, I skipped breakfast and still got full.

Jabour, I didn’t answer the question and still got it right.

6

when you’re so relaxed you don’t even realize life just gave you a little win

Jabour, I sat in the sun and now my skin is golden.

Jabour, I drank my coffee and now I’m calm.

Jabour, I watched a show and now I’m happy.