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'Your hair looks like a raccoon stole your comb.', said by a kid with no hair.

'You’re a worse singer than my goldfish.', said by someone who’s never heard a goldfish sing.

'You’re so dumb, you’d fail a test on how to be dumb.', said by a teacher who’s clearly tired.

'You’re like a broken toaster, you don’t even work properly.', said by someone who’s never used a toaster.

'You’re the reason the moon has craters.', said by a kid who’s never been to space.

'You’re so ugly, your reflection ran away.', said by someone who’s never looked in a mirror.

'You’re the worst friend since the invention of bad friends.', said by someone who’s never had a friend.

'You’re like a sad pizza, no cheese, no joy.', said by someone who eats pizza every day and still hates it.

'You’re so dumb, you think Tuesday is a day of the week.', said by someone who’s never heard of Monday.

'You’re the reason why the alphabet has 26 letters.', said by someone who’s clearly confused.

'You’re like a broken blender, you don’t even mix things right.', said by someone who’s never used a blender.

'You’re so stupid, you think clouds are made of confetti.', said by someone who’s clearly high.

'You’re the reason why gravity exists.', said by someone who’s clearly never been to space.

'You’re like a sad sandwich, no bread, no joy.', said by someone who eats bread every day and still hates it.

'You’re so dumb, you think 2 + 2 is 5.', said by someone who’s clearly not paying attention.