JABORANDUM

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Jaborandum is when a jabroni does his stupid bait stuff and makes everyone else look like morons.
'I bet you can't eat 10 hot dogs in 5 minutes!' he said, like he wasn't the one who lost last time.
'Why would you challenge me to a dance-off? You’re the one who tripped over your own feet!'
He kept talking about his ‘legendary’ chicken nugget skills, but he can’t even cook them right.
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Jaborandum is the messy, loud, and usually stupid things a jabroni does to get attention.
He threw his entire plate of spaghetti at the waiter and said it was ‘a tribute to the gods.’
He tried to sing ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ in the middle of a math test and got sent to the principal’s office.
He started a fight in the grocery store over the last bag of chips.
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Jaborandum is when a jabroni ruins everything just to feel important.
He ruined the whole game by talking the whole time and making the team lose.
He dressed up as a superhero for a normal day at school and got laughed at by everyone.
He took the last slice of pizza and then ate it in front of the whole class.
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