Jabop

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A smelly green leaf that makes you feel like you’re flying, but also like you’re being chased by a giant raccoon.
My mom caught me eating jabop and said it smells like a skunk took a bath in a trash can.
He ate so much jabop he started talking to the ceiling like it was his ex.
I tried to smoke jabop and my dog ran away screaming like he was on fire.
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The reason your brain turns to mush and your pants turn to smoke.
I took one hit of jabop and my math teacher became a dancing chicken.
She inhaled jabop so hard she turned into a tornado of giggles.
After eating jabop, my brother started eating my socks and said they tasted like cookies.
3
The green stuff that turns you from a normal person to a weirdo who thinks a toaster is a friend.
My cousin ate jabop and started singing to the vacuum cleaner.
He took a hit of jabop and told me his pants were alive.
After jabop, my dad tried to marry the pizza delivery guy.
4
The leaf that turns you into a giggling monster who thinks the moon is made of cheese.
I took a hit of jabop and started drawing on my teacher’s face with a marker.
She ate jabop and tried to talk to the cat like it was her best friend.
After eating jabop, my brother tried to wear his shoes on his head.
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The green stuff that turns your brain into a soup of nonsense and your pants into a fire hazard.
He inhaled jabop and started doing the chicken dance in the middle of the classroom.
She took a hit of jabop and told me her hair was talking to her.
After eating jabop, my brother tried to eat my homework and said it tasted like pizza.
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