Jabooned

My mom's budget got jabooned because she bought a $2000 suit and still uses a toaster for a microwave.

That guy’s life is jabooned, he got fired, his dog ran away, and he still buys pizza every day.

My math test was jabooned because I thought 2 + 2 was 5 and then cried about it.

My cousin’s jabooned, he got food stamps but bought a Lamborghini and still complains about life.

That lady’s jabooned, she’s on welfare but spends all her money on skincare and still has a face like a raccoon.

My uncle’s jabooned, he doesn’t work, just eats cereal for dinner, and still wants a raise.