jabooga

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A black person who looks like they were dragged out of the jungle with a bunch of monkeys and thrown into your block.

My cousin’s new friend is a jabooga. He looks like he just escaped from a safari and forgot his pants.

That guy at the park is a jabooga. He’s got more hair than my dog and less sense.

My teacher called my friend a jabooga because he didn’t know what a cell phone was.

When something is so good it could make a saint cry and a sinner sin.

This pizza is so juicy, I think it might have been kissed by a god.

Her lips are so juicy, I swear they’re gonna drip on my shirt.

That cake is juicy enough to make my grandma blush.

When a woman’s body is so big it could hold a whole football team and still have room for snacks.

That woman at the gym is a jabooga. She could bench-press me and my brother at the same time.

My mom is a jabooga. She eats more than my entire family combined.

That girl in my class is a jabooga. She could fit all my friends in her pockets.