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A man who spends more time at the gym than he does at his mom's house. He's got a tiny weenie and balls like dried fruit. He goes around side-eyeing girls and then shoves his junk in them.

A dude who thinks he's a superhero because he can do push-ups. He's got a peen like a pencil and balls that look like they were picked from a bag of snacks. He chases girls like they owe him money.

A man who lives in the gym. He's got a pecker the size of a pencil and balls smaller than a raisin. He goes around making side comments and then trying to get in girls' pants.

A guy who thinks he's the toughest man alive. He's got a tiny peen and balls that look like they were shrunk in the microwave. He goes around making side comments and trying to get in girls' pants.

A man who lives for the gym. He's got a peen like a pencil and balls smaller than a raisin. He goes around side-eyeing girls and then trying to make them his.

A dude who thinks he's a god because he can lift weights. He's got a peen like a pencil and balls that look like they were picked from a snack bag. He goes around side-eyeing girls and then trying to get in their pants.