Jabooby

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A big long annoying talk that sounds smart but is actually just nonsense.

My teacher gave a jabooby about why the sky is blue and I fell asleep.

He explained how to tie a shoe like it was a life or death situation.

She went on for ten minutes about why cereal is the best food ever.

Fake talk that sounds important but is just a bunch of stupid words.

He gave a jabooby about the meaning of life and it was just a bunch of made-up stuff.

She talked about how the moon affects your mood like it's some kind of magic.

My boss gave a jabooby about teamwork and it was just a way to avoid paying us.

A pointless explanation that makes things worse.

He explained how to use a pencil like it was a secret weapon.

She told me how to make toast and it took twenty minutes.

My friend gave a jabooby about why cats are better than dogs and now I hate both.

A long boring talk that makes you want to punch someone.

My math teacher gave a jabooby about numbers and I wanted to throw my calculator at him.

She explained how to brush your teeth like it was a survival skill.

He talked about the history of socks for an hour and I just wanted to leave.

A fancy way of saying you're full of crap and nobody cares.

He gave a jabooby about how he invented the internet and I just rolled my eyes.

She explained how to tie a bow and it was the worst thing I've ever seen.

My mom gave a jabooby about why I should eat more vegetables and I just said no.