Jaboobs

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When a guy named Jacob has boots so big they look like they were stolen from a cow
Jacob’s boots are so big, they make his feet look like they belong to a horse.
Jacob walked into the room, and his boots blocked the light like they were on fire.
Jacob’s boots are so big, they could probably hold a whole party inside them.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The guy who lives across the hall and thinks your room is his personal bar. He’s big, he stares you down like you owe him money, and he wakes you up at 2 AM because he’s drunk and angry.
That Jaboobs guy came into my room at 2 AM and yelled, 'Why are you still awake? I’m trying to drink in peace!'
Jaboobs has a voice like a bull and a face like he just got hit by a bus.
Jaboobs came in my room, threw a bottle at me, and said, 'I’m not leaving until you give me a sandwich.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When something is so adorable it makes you want to punch the world. Usually babies or dogs.
That baby is so Jaboobs, I want to take him home and let him sleep on my face.
My dog looks at me like I just stole his favorite toy. That’s Jaboobs.
That puppy is so Jaboobs, I think it’s trying to make me cry.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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