Jaboobalings

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When something is so damn adorable it makes you want to punch it in the face and then take it home.

My neighbor’s puppy is a jaboobaling. I wanted to eat it, then adopt it.

That baby crying in the mall? Pure jaboobaling. I almost bought him a pizza.

My cat looks at me like I owe him money. Classic jaboobaling.

When Jacob’s boots are so big they look like they were stolen from a giant who got drunk.

Jacob walked in with boots the size of pizzas. Jaboobalings, for real.

His boots looked like they could beat up a donkey. Total jaboobaling.

Jacob’s boots were so big, I thought he was wearing my uncle’s shoes.

The guy across the hall who wakes you up at 3 a. m. because he’s drunk and thinks your room is a bar.

That guy across the hall wakes me up every night. He’s a jaboobaling.

He came into my room with a beer and a death stare. Jaboobaling at its finest.

He yelled at me for being too quiet. Total jaboobaling.