jaboner

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Getting a huge hard-on so big it’s like a billboard. Happens when you sleep over at your friend’s house and the hot mom lets you touch her lacy underthings or you catch OBAMA saying boner like a little kid.
I saw him walking down the hall like he had a tent in his pants.
He was so embarrassed he tried to hide behind the couch.
He kept looking at the mom’s bra like it was a snack.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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It’s not the flight stick, it’s the thing you use to punch your friend’s face when he talks too much.
He grabbed it and went full-on karate chop on my face.
He said, 'This isn’t a joystick, this is a weapon.'
He even tried to stab me with it.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A personality test where you give someone the word jabón and see if they can say it without making it sound like a stupid joke. If they mess it up, they’re a full-blown jabon.
He said 'Jah-bon' like he was a kid in a spelling bee.
She tried to say it like a French teacher and failed.
He said it like he was explaining it to a toddler.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you meet your friends in the morning after a night out and ask 'Jaboner?' to see if they did the deed with someone.
He said 'Nope, I just got drunk and fell on the floor.'
She said 'Yes, and it was a hot guy with a beard.'
He said 'I don’t know, I was too busy eating tacos.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A stereotypical urban person who acts like they're from the hood and probably failed the jabon test because they said it like a baby.
He said 'I'm from the projects, I know my stuff.'
He tried to flex but his pants were too tight.
He said 'I got that from my cousin in the hood.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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An Italian word for someone who is a total jerk. It's like when your friend’s mom says you're a pain in the ass.
He said 'You’re a jaboner, I swear.'
His mom called him a jaboner in front of the whole class.
He tried to punch me because I said he was a jaboner.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A racist word for a black person. It’s like when your white friend calls you a jaboner just to be mean.
He said 'You’re a jaboner and I hate you.'
His friend called me a jaboner in front of the whole school.
He said it like he was trying to start a fight.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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