Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a dirty word for a black person that makes you sound like a lowlife who eats expired pizza

My cousin called me a jabone because I didn't tip the waiter

The teacher said I was a jabone for talking back

My dad yelled 'you're a jabone!' because I forgot my homework again

2

a test where you say jabón and if you mess it up you're stuck being a jabon for life

My brother failed the jabon test because he said 'Jah-bon' like a dummy

My friend tried to be cool but said 'Jabon' like a baby

My mom gave me the jabon test and I cried like a baby because I failed

3

when your boner is so huge it looks like it could beat up a guy and you’re too proud to hide it

I had a jabon when I saw my crush’s sister wearing a swimsuit

My friend had a jabon when he found out his mom was watching Netflix with his dad

I had a jabon when I saw my teacher’s dog wearing a tiny shirt

4

asking your friends 'jaboner?' after a night out to see if they had sex or just got drunk and cried

I asked my friend 'jaboner?' and he said no because he just got dumped

I said 'jaboner?' and my friend said yes because he met a girl with a tattoo

My friend asked me 'jaboner?' and I said no because I was too hungover to remember

5

a ghetto person who lives in the streets and eats chicken nuggets for breakfast, lunch, and dinner

My cousin is a jabon because he wears pajamas to school

My neighbor is a jabon because he dances to rap music in the hallway

My friend is a jabon because he talks to his dog like it's a boss

6

a dirty word for a stupid person who thinks they're cool but they’re just loud and obnoxious

My teacher called me a jabon because I talked too much

My friend is a jabon because he thinks he's the king of the school

My brother is a jabon because he eats pizza for breakfast and fights with his sister

7

a stupid thing that doesn’t work and makes you feel like you’re wasting your time

My flight stick is a jabon because it doesn’t work and I can’t fly

My friend’s flight stick is a jabon because it broke and he fell off the roof

My mom’s flight stick is a jabon because it smells like old socks