Jaboncè

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A person who can't stop thinking about shoving their pecker in their bestie's snatch and cries when they have to hang out with someone else.

My best friend is a Jaboncè. He texts me every hour asking if I'm still single.

She's a total Jaboncè. I saw her staring at me in the lunch line like she was about to eat me.

He's a Jaboncè and still doesn't know I know he likes me.

Someone who would rather get grounded than not get to touch their bestie's butt.

She's a Jaboncè and would rather miss her mom's birthday than not see me.

He's a Jaboncè and tries to flirt with my sister just to get to me.

My friend is a Jaboncè and even asked my dog out on a date.

A human who's so in love with their bestie, they want to pee in their pants and then marry them.

He's a Jaboncè and asked me to be his wife before he even asked me out.

She's a Jaboncè and tried to make me her boyfriend by threatening to beat up my ex.

My friend is a Jaboncè and would rather be in jail than not be with me.

A person who's so head-over-heels for their bestie, they'd rather get a tattoo than not kiss them.

He's a Jaboncè and got a tattoo of my name on his arm just to impress me.

She's a Jaboncè and even told my mom I was her boyfriend.

My friend is a Jaboncè and asked me to be his girlfriend in front of the whole class.

Someone who thinks their bestie is the only person worth living for and would rather die than not be with them.

He's a Jaboncè and would rather be stuck in a locker than not see me.

She's a Jaboncè and told me her mom she'd run away with me.

My friend is a Jaboncè and even tried to text me from the hospital.