Jabon

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A stupid test where you say the word jabón. If you say it like Jah-bon, you’re a total jabon. It’s like being called a dummy but with more drama.

Jabon test? I said 'Jah-bon' and now I’m stuck with this stupid title forever.

My cousin failed the jabon test. He said 'Jab-on' and now he’s a joke.

I took the jabon test and got called a dummy. I’m still mad.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A ghetto person who lives like a stereotype. They probably eat fried chicken for breakfast and never brush their teeth. They also failed the jabon test.

My uncle is a full-fledged jabon. He wears saggy pants and eats pizza for dinner at 3 AM.

That guy is a jabon. He talks like he’s in a rap song and eats all his food with his hands.

My cousin’s friend is a jabon. He has a tattoo of a chicken and still lives with his mom.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

When your boner is so big it’s like a billboard. You get it when you sneak into your hot mom’s room or see Obama get a boner but act like he’s not.

I had a jabon so big I could’ve drowned in it. It was like a full-grown cow in my pants.

My friend got a jabon after seeing his cousin’s mom in her pajamas. It was legendary.

I saw Obama get a jabon and he didn’t even try to hide it. He was a total joke.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

You ask your friends ‘Jaboner?’ after a night out to see if they had sex. If they say yes, you know they’re living their best life.

I asked my friends ‘Jaboner?’ and they said yes. Now they’re bragging about it all day.

We went out and had a blast. Now I’m asking ‘Jaboner?’ to see if they did it.

I asked ‘Jaboner?’ and my friend said no. Now he’s mad and wants revenge.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

It’s an Italian word for a total idiot. You say it when someone does something stupid, like falling off a cliff in slow motion.

He fell off the cliff like a total jabon. It was so slow, I could’ve walked there.

My friend called me a jabon for eating my pizza. I was mad for hours.

That guy is a total jabon. He ran into a wall and didn’t even stop.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A racist word for a black person. It’s like saying someone is a dummy but with more hate and less dignity.

My teacher called me a jabon and I was so mad, I drew on the board.

He said I was a jabon because I didn’t finish my homework. It was unfair.

My cousin’s friend got called a jabon at school. He was mad for the whole day.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

It’s not the flight stick. It’s something else, like a random object you grabbed to pretend you’re flying.

I thought it was the flight stick, but it was just a pen. Total jabon moment.

I grabbed my mom’s hairbrush and said it was the flight stick. It was a total jabon.

I tried to fly with a spoon. It was the worst jabon ever.

by Slangipedia 10d ago