jabok

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the name of the world's most annoying best friend who thinks they're the king of everything
@jabok is the only person who can make a pizza look like a masterpiece and still complain about the crust
I would follow jabok to the ends of the earth if he promised me free candy
jabok is the reason I have 17 tabs open and still don't know what I'm doing
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a human who has the power to turn simple tasks into a full-blown war
jabok turned a homework assignment into a three-day battle
I asked jabok for help with math and now I have a headache and a side dish of confusion
jabok can make folding laundry feel like fighting a dragon
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the only person who thinks they're the main character of every story ever told
jabok walked into the classroom and everyone stopped talking because he was the main character
I had a dream about pizza and jabok showed up to explain it was a prophecy
jabok sat down at the lunch table and now it's a throne
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