Jaboja

My cousin is the biggest jaboja I know. He talks like he's trying to be in a rap video but just ended up in a TikTok ad.

She said, 'I’m about that life,' and I said, 'You’re about that life, but you’re also about that bad grammar.'

My teacher said I was being a jaboja again. I said, 'I’m just trying to be smooth.' She said, 'You’re just being annoying.'

My friend Jaboja said, 'I’m the king of the block,' and I said, 'You’re the king of the block, but you spelled block wrong.'

He called me a 'jaboja' because I said 'I eat tacos' instead of 'I eat taco.'

My mom said, 'You talk like a jaboja,' and I said, 'I’m just trying to be a gangster.'

My cousin Jaboja said, 'I’m the main character of this story,' and I said, 'You’re the main character, but you’re also the main mess.'

She said, 'I’m the most jaboja person here,' and I said, 'You’re the most jaboja person here, but you’re also the most jaboja person in the universe.'

My teacher said I was being a jaboja again. I said, 'I’m not being a jaboja, I’m just being a mess.'