jaboi

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A guy who acts like he’s the king of the block but only when he sees his homies. He gets extra happy and starts flexing like he’s about to drop a beat.
Yo, I saw my boy at the store and I almost did a backflip. He was like, 'You here to buy snacks or just here to vibe?'
When my cousin walked in, I literally screamed 'YEAH!' like I was at a concert.
I saw my friend and I started dancing in the middle of the street. People thought I was crazy.
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A guy who says 'I' but everyone knows he means 'your boy.' He talks like he's the best at everything and doesn't take no for an answer.
'I'm the best at this game,' he said. I just stared at him like he was lying.
He said, 'I eat pizza for breakfast.' I asked, 'Do you even sleep?'
He walked in and said, 'I'm here to win.' I was like, 'You didn't even bring a weapon.'
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When jaboi says anything and it sounds like the most important thing ever. Even if it's something stupid like 'I ate a sandwich.'
He said, 'I ate a sandwich.' I was like, 'That's it?'
He said, 'I saw a cat.' I was like, 'That's not even cool.'
He said, 'I woke up today.' I was like, 'That's not even a real accomplishment.'
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A black guy who thinks he's the coolest person alive and says stuff like 'I'm good' like it's a superpower.
He said, 'I'm good.' I was like, 'You're good? You just woke up.'
He said, 'I'm cool.' I was like, 'You're cool, but I'm extra cool.'
He said, 'I'm the best.' I was like, 'You're the best, but I'm the bestest.'
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