Jabogies

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The stuff a man shows off when he’s drunk and proud.
My uncle flexed his jabogies at the bar like he was winning a contest.
He took off his pants in the grocery store just to show his jabogies to the cashier.
My dog ran after him when he showed off his jabogies in the park.
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The meaty parts that hang low when a man is feeling extra.
He was eating a taco and his jabogies swung out like a pendulum.
My dad showed off his jabogies at the family reunion and my cousin laughed for ten minutes.
He took a selfie with his jabogies in the foreground and posted it on Instagram.
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The things a man wears under his pants when he’s feeling extra stupid.
He wore a shirt with a giant logo and his jabogies peeked out like he was advertising.
He tried to hide his jabogies under a coat but it didn’t work.
He showed his jabogies to his boss and got fired on the spot.
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The body parts that make a man feel like a king when he’s walking down the street.
He walked down the street with his jabogies swinging like a royalty.
He showed off his jabogies to the whole school and got in trouble.
He took a picture of his jabogies and sent it to his ex.
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The stuff that hangs out when a man is too lazy to put on pants.
He showed up to work in pajamas and his jabogies were on full display.
He was eating pizza and his jabogies fell into the cheese.
He sat on the couch and his jabogies were sticking out like they were trying to escape.
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The things a man shows off when he’s too proud to be embarrassed.
He showed off his jabogies at the gym and everyone laughed at him.
He sent me a DM with a picture of his jabogies and said, 'Check it out.'
He stood on a chair and showed off his jabogies to the whole class.
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