Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A rude way to say your body like you're a mess and nobody wants to touch you

You're so ugly, Jabody looks like it was hit by a garbage truck.

Don't even think about touching my Jabody, it's full of dirt and sadness.

Your Jabody is the reason why I failed gym class.

2

A fancy word for your body that sounds like it was made by a tired teacher

My Jabody is tired, I’ve been running all day.

You can’t see my Jabody, it's hiding under a blanket.

I took a picture of my Jabody and it looks like a science experiment.

3

A very uncool way to say your body, like you're still in elementary school

My Jabody is so weak, it can't even hold a pencil.

You laugh at my Jabody, but I know it's just jealousy.

I don’t care if my Jabody is weird, it’s mine and I love it.

4

A stupid way to say your body, like you’re talking to a baby

Your Jabody is loud and it won’t stop talking.

My Jabody is small but it has big dreams.

Don’t make fun of my Jabody, it’s got feelings.

5

A crazy way to say your body, like you’re talking to a ghost

Your Jabody is haunted and it won’t leave me alone.

I saw my Jabody in the mirror and it looked like a ghost.

Your Jabody is scary, don’t come near me.