Jabobi

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A Jobobi is a jahova witness who looks like a dead raccoon. They show up at your door when you're already mad and make your day even worse. They want you to join their messed-up religion, and they probably think they're god.

My neighbor knocked on my door at 2 a. m. and tried to tell me about heaven. I told him to go to hell.

I was eating pizza when a Jobobi showed up and started talking about the end of the world. I dropped my slice.

I had a jobobi at my door during my period. I told him to leave before I threw him out.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jobobi is a jahova witness who smells like a trash can. They come to your door like a thief in the night and try to turn you into one of their brainwashed followers. They think they're saving you, but they're just making you mad.

A jobobi showed up at my door while I was in the middle of a video game. I told him to go back to his trash can.

I was watching TV when a jobobi showed up and started talking about the apocalypse. I turned the TV up to 11.

A jobobi knocked on my door during my lunch break. I told him I’d convert to his religion when I was done eating.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A jobobi is a jahova witness who has no life. They show up at your door when you're busy, and they won't stop until you promise to join their messed-up religion. They probably think they're doing god's work, but they're just annoying.

I was doing my homework when a jobobi showed up. I told him I’d join his religion when I finished my math test.

A jobobi showed up at my door during my shower. I told him I’d convert when I was done washing my hair.

I was watching a movie when a jobobi showed up. I told him I’d join his religion when the movie was over.

by Slangipedia 10d ago