Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A tiny amount, like you're too lazy to even count it.

I only ate a jabna of pizza before I went to bed.

He gave me a jabna of money and called it a gift.

She only put a jabna of effort into her homework.

2

So little it’s practically a insult.

I got a jabna of respect from my teacher today.

He only gave me a jabna of sugar to sweeten my day.

The dog got a jabna of treats and acted like it was robbed.

3

A amount so small it might as well not exist.

She only gave me a jabna of time to finish my test.

I only drank a jabna of coffee and it didn’t help me at all.

He only gave me a jabna of hope and it was fake.

4

Like you’re too broke to give anything else.

He only gave me a jabna of money and called it a loan.

I only ate a jabna of food and it was a waste.

She only gave me a jabna of advice and it was useless.

5

So little it’s like you’re mocking the thing you gave.

He gave me a jabna of help and it was like he was laughing at me.

I only got a jabna of love from my mom and it was fake.

She only gave me a jabna of attention and it was annoying.

6

So small it’s like you’re trying to forget it exists.

I only got a jabna of credit and it was a joke.

He gave me a jabna of work and it was like he was being nice.

She only gave me a jabna of time and it was like she didn’t care.