jablute

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Jablute is when someone spits their guts on your food and you still eat it like it's a five-star meal.

My cousin threw up on my pizza and I ate it like it was gourmet.

During lunch, my friend sneezed soup all over my sandwich. I took a bite and said 'this is the best day ever.'

My mom burped right into my plate and I ate it like it was a delicacy.

Jablute is when someone messes your food up so bad you have to eat it like it's a punishment from God.

My dad farted in my soup and I had to finish it like it was a curse.

My sister peed in my noodles and I ate them all like I was a hero.

My brother dropped a whole burger on my plate and I ate it like it was a challenge.

Jablute is when you get someone’s gross stuff on your plate and you still eat it like it’s the last meal on Earth.

I got my friend’s snot on my fries and I ate them like they were gold.

My dad’s butt hair fell in my rice and I ate it like it was a treasure.

My mom’s nosebleed landed in my soup and I drank it like it was a holy water.

Jablute is when you get someone’s worst stuff on your food and you still eat it like it's a feast.

I got my brother’s boogers on my chicken and I ate it like it was a Thanksgiving dinner.

My friend threw up on my burger and I ate it like it was a gourmet meal.

My dad’s old sock fell in my plate and I ate it like it was a delicacy.

Jablute is when someone messes with your food and you still eat it like you're a madman.

My sister spilled her drink on my plate and I ate it like it was a crime scene.

My dad dropped his whole sandwich on my food and I ate it like it was a battle.

My friend's nose went up my spaghetti and I ate it like it was a horror movie.

Jablute is when someone ruins your food and you still eat it like you're a monster.

My brother threw his whole plate in my face and I ate it like it was a punishment.

My friend’s foot was in my soup and I drank it like it was a sport.

My dad’s hair fell in my plate and I ate it like it was a challenge.